Does such a person still exist, or are you strawmanning? I thought that at launch, because it was true and the pre-release trailers still up on the steam page AT LAUNCH proved it. But they’d added that shit in by the second year, and we’re now in the sixth. I still have criticisms about the game that boil down to “I…

Is that you, Logan Paul?!

Dennis, I’m judging the hell out of you for that cream of mushroom soup confession.

“This may seem like an overly cynical and bad-faith interpretation of what Critical Role is doing with this new campaign.”

Well what the fuck can I have on my thanksgiving table? You’ve basically listed all the staple foods need to go.

Yeah, this was the breaking point for me.  I canceled my Netflix sub last night.  In the grand scheme of things, I doubt they care, but I can only do what I can do, and that includes not giving these people another dime of my money.  

Super Mario Bros wasn’t an arcade game.

Angel on left shoulder: Don’t say it don’t say don’t say it

Hitman 3

Listen, I get not wanting to take a loss on hardware, especially when every other attempt (barring the Index, maybe) has failed miserably.

That said, Valve has spent the last 20 years making BILLIONS off the backs of other devs/publishers, and has done absolutely fuck all because of it. They make hundreds of millions a…

It pisses me off that they moved it to Paramount+.  I’m already paying for HBO Max, Disney+, and DirectTV.  I don’t have money to pay for another streaming service, especially one that haven’t heard good things about.

“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

That herbal medicine is amazing. Even mends his jacket sleeve, too!  

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

It’s still dangerous to keep selling it because not everyone who buys these cases would think the material of these screws may be relevant in the event that they lose one.

Must be nice to have a Tech Dad. I have the opposite of that, so my soundbar quest was to find one that makes the TV louder and does nothing else.

Must be nice to have a Tech Dad. I have the opposite of that, so my soundbar quest was to find one that makes the TV…

It’s the single most financially exploitative aspect of the game, overcharging for everything and breaking promises of “no paid DLC”. CAMP microtransactions ARE paid DLC. Bethesda is a greedy, incompetent POS.

A little reminiscent of those big, cheap CD Rom bundles you used to be able to buy in shops. Always fun to see what weird shit they contained, and there’d be the occasional gem.

I remember when Lifehacker would teach the audience how to set up a Linux-based media server on an old laptop or something. Stuff that required actual work and thinking and left you with a sense of minor accomplishment. Those days are long gone. 

Wow.  How far into the B-roll of blog ideas are we by now?