This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

reminder that this website sucks:

Well, it's been fun around here

Also whoa did they just delete all profile pictures or something?? I’ve had mine on this site for like 15 years now >:c

This was a really enjoyable piece - it’s nice to have criticism about a current show that isn’t just an episode or whole-series review, which don’t always feel like the best format for TV writing.

“Dollar Tree has announced the upcoming closure of 1,000 stores in the first half of this year, 600 of which are under the Family Dollar brand and 400 of which are Dollar Tree locations.”

Wow wow wow wow ... wow.

“Johnson may never reveal exactly what the difference is between the Madame Web she signed up for and the one that made it to the screen”

I’m starting to think Subway’s corporate business model is simply fleecing owners of Subway franchise locations.

I’m not sure how loudly I would have to yell this for the CEO to hear but...

I don’t care what the restaurant looks like if the FOOD IS SHIT!!!

Also, if your pre-packaged meat is sub-par compared to the competion, it could be that it’s not the pre-packaging, but the actual meat. So, adding robotic slicers to freshly slic…

Sea of Thieves is at least 120GB in size now, there is no way that will fit on a Switch. Also Starfield is a good choice for the Switch since it plays and looks like a Switch game, though your battery will die in a load screen.

Nothing about this needed to be formatted into a slideshow to more effectively communicate the information. 

“love interest to Jodie Foster’s Detective Liz Danvers in True Detective Night Country”

How many Popeyes locations are open for breakfast? Is it just airport locations? This is the first time I’ve heard of Popeyes serving breakfast. It’s probably the reason why they’re so low on the list. If only a few locations serve breakfast, it doesn’t make sense to spend the money on developing a better sandwich. 

CBS, the most risk-averse network ever. How Person of Interest ever got approved, I'll never know. 

Intriguing items but I’m curious about the size of these items. I could see the flatbread and the nachos being jokingly small and not even worth the “value” price. So I’ll reserve full judgement until later but I at least appreciate the idea. TB use to be the go to spot for fast food value regardless of economic…

It would appear that ‘exciting’ has different meanings to different people.

Sounds good...as long as no one repeats anything in the movie having to do with bathtubs, newly buried graves, or mostly anything in the movie, really.

If there was a lawyer involved in filing this, they should be disbarred.