But how are we going to hit our 50 guide quota without BG3 DLC?

Jimmy Spanefeller needed the space to store his AI bots for selling stuff. 

RIP Kotaku. You were helpful and something fun to read. I do not look forward to 50 poorly researched guides a week. Or turning every word in the first paragraph into a link to a non-relevant post.

Are they still supporting the g... bad thing? Aren’t we still avoiding them?

Do what you gotta do.

I could almost understand dynamic pricing if drones are dropping meals.

How about instead of drones, we got off our ass and go get the meal ourselves? I’m for progress, is this progress or just people with too much money willing to part with it for a drone burger?

This is one of the first tiktoks that I feel deserve some kind of award.

Cancel every subscription you cannot live without. It’s the only way forward.

Voted for him myself in the primary. I’ll still vote for him in the general, just with a clearer head about what kind of person he is.

Goth Man. Who the hell is that? OMG, No... It’s Goth Wick.

Guessing Disney Plus needs a tax break? Or Maybe they tweeted something dumb 9 years ago?

Someone draft a petition to replace the Oscar statuette with gold Godzillas!

“You’re honor... We never really expected our customers to USE the service! Let alone listen to it!”

Customers: We can’t afford this food! I can make a sandwich at home.

Restaurants: It’s the décor they hate!

Sounds like an odd way to end Dune part 2 if Dune part 3 isn’t confirmed to be happening.

No matter the query, google thinks most of my attempts to search the internet are attempts to shop. Then it demands my precise location to improve the shopping results. Prime enshitification energy.

I have no reason to doubt the claim, but:

“application and execution of an incorrect process used as we were expanding our network”

It’s giving “Swamp Gas” Synergy.

Nickle says it was the Russians. Or one of those plucky squirrels that eats the wrong cord.

You’re correct! To update: I’m not sure if it’s the Worst Pepsi-sponsored, spider-themed after-school special about learning CPR, but it certainly is A Pepsi-sponsored, spider-themed after-school special about learning CPR.

Madame Web is a Pepsi-sponsored, spider-themed after-school special about learning CPR.

I’m not sure if it’s the best Pepsi-sponsored, spider-themed after-school special about learning CPR, but it certainly is A Pepsi-sponsored, spider-themed after-school special about learning CPR

I’m saddened by this, but also I hope this pushes them to be more.... direct with what time they have. I don’t need all the answers. But I would like some kind of bow.