But how are we going to hit our 50 guide quota without BG3 DLC?

Jimmy Spanefeller needed the space to store his AI bots for selling stuff. 

RIP Kotaku. You were helpful and something fun to read. I do not look forward to 50 poorly researched guides a week. Or turning every word in the first paragraph into a link to a non-relevant post.

Are they still supporting the g... bad thing? Aren’t we still avoiding them?

Do what you gotta do.

This is one of the first tiktoks that I feel deserve some kind of award.

Customers: We can’t afford this food! I can make a sandwich at home.

Restaurants: It’s the décor they hate!

This meeting could have been a email!

It would be to everyone’s benefit if next year’s music is a diverse new school of Indies. If that happens because I can’t hear pop music on Tik Tok, so be it.

“How has it taken this long for an HBO series to figure out how to light night scenes without making us question our eyesight?”

GOT s8 called. I didn’t answer. If it’s important they will leave a message... or send a raven.

Please clap! ?

I would be happy with a functioning app.

Does every word in the story have to be a link to a different and completely unrelated Jalopnik story?

Can I just get Diet Mountain Dew back? Zero tastes weird.

I think the differences of opinion stem from the original opinion of the nuclear bomb. One nation built it, and learned to love it’s destructive power, while  another nation was destroyed by it.

Can’t believe no one is talking about the Post-Meeting Meeting to discuss how the meetings went and to strategize for the next Pre-Meeting.

I’m reminded of it’s big brother “I wouldn’t hurt you if I didn’t love you” and I think I know why it’s underutilized.

That was 2020 me! 2023 me is much worse!

“I blew a whistle. How was I to know it was a dog whistle? What do you mean it says “Dog Whistle” on the side? How was I supposed to know that? I’m not going to read a whistle! Also just because my yard is full of dogs, and this whistle says it’s a dog whistle doesn’t mean it’s that kind of dog whistle!”

Unless you…

One day I too want to be so rich that I can convince my employees Friends to dress up as part of my costume. #JobCreator

Meanwhile most of America spent the holiday giving each other candy out of the boots of their car.

Same way they get great pizza. It’s the water!