I’m biased obviously, but I started back up a full playthrough last week to do this piece, and it’s been a joy. Little clunky, but so rewarding.

A few thoughts:

A lounge has squishy seats that are so low your knees come up to your chest. Also the drinks cost $5 extra to pay for the mixologist’s custom suspenders.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

Great. Now we have to fight to the death.

Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.

Any mention of Civ IV makes me immediately miss Leonard Nimoy.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

In the bad timeline pikachu is voiced by jai courtney

Hold one goddamn minute..........this was on for three seasons?

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

Could easily start an entire racing series with all the working vehicles out there. We could call it the Soggy 500.

And this took two years to accomplish why?

When I have the time, I just go to my “regular” grocery store for like bread and canned goods.

Not just spices, but go buy everything there. I go to the Mexican supermarkets and everything there is at least 15% cheaper. Also, they tend to have a real meat counter with real butchers there as well. Most of the supermarkets around don’t have those anymore.

I’m not gone survive this week, y’all.

Obligatory: Make Dark Cloud 3

This is the part where you tell me some obscure game I’ve missed that is not terrible.