Maybe a nice middle of the road would be Major League Blernsball.  That’s the next step.

Gonna sit here, cross my arms, scowl, and wait for any suggestions to fix things. Make less shows? Find that one untapped story that hasn’t been told?

I prefer my baby shaken, not stirred.

I prefer my baby shaken, not stirred.

If I recall correctly, astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. It’s now called Urectum. 

Well, he hasn’t been fucking any fat chicks, that’s for sure.

So.... Hall of Fame?

Not to take anything away from “Old Bay” seasoning, which seems to be largely for white people.

He understands that his lifelong dream and process that he has pursued since he was a little boy is coming to an end, and to me, he’s still just a little boy, unsure why he cannot play football anymore. Every blow to the head from now on (and from last year on) is another step closer to the curtain.

Oh my shit, there’s a name for what I do? That makes a dig bifference!!

Reeses Fucking Pieces, Cardinals.

First time I’ve seen this list, and I love it! Thank you for putting it out there. I struggle with trying to find something that fits into my busy lifestyle (kids, dinner, sleep, work, rinse, repeat).

This is fun and a good waste of time.

In this thread, we find some jealous muhfuggers. Pump that fist, Addison Muscle-Hustle-Russell.

Not Mother?