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YES, AND ALSO BEHIND THE FAKE BOOKCASE IS A STAIRCASE THAT LEADS UP TO A TOWER WHERE YOU CAN SURVEY YOUR KINGDOM

“I’ll reach up and grab your waste and pull you into my face.”

JB weld! We determined on another forum that Duct tape coated in JB weld is the carbon fiber of the shade-tree world!

Kramer was also able to confirm for me that Lafontaine was not, in any capacity, employed as a stunt driver on the film.

Not only did she drive the cars, but all the Vin Diesel fight scenes? Her with make up.

Found footage of some of her stunt driving... impressed how she maintains her line through the curve.

Sold! I'm getting this.

I understand the Subaru driver is a complete asshat, but are we going to ignore the lexus driver 5ft off of his bumper? I think the rage was going both ways on this one.

Good. He deserves some charges.

I used to work as a service writer at a shop owned by a department store that you mainly see out in front of malls. Had a woman in her early forties come in complaining of a severe vibration and clunking coming from the front of her car. During the walk around I noticed that her driver's side front wheel was a

In high school a friend of mine took his Toyota Pre-Runner in for a tire rotation. He picked up the truck a couple of hours later, drove across the parking lot and stopped to turn right onto the main road.

My Jeep smells funny...

The worst one I ever saw (I worked at an aftermarket Euro-centric shop for three years) was an exploded transfer case. The owner must have switched their Jeep Grand Cherokee out of 2H and driven it for a while.

There is nothing worse than the guy who desperately stares at you in an effort to make eye contact, and if you look back at him, immediately assumes "she looked at me! That means a one way ticket to pound town, whoohoo!" Eye contact doesn't count as flirting if she can't avoid your gaze, dudes!

My dad said no to a woman proposing to him on the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. He explained that he wasn't ready and wasn't sure if he loved her. She stuck with him for a few more years, proposed again, he gave the same reason. She stuck with him another year before he finally ended it. Thankfully his relationship and

Look man, you wanna pick a fight with a Suzuki SX4, that's your business. I'd prefer not to play with fire.

I put a grape in my 12 volt socket and it didn't work. Prepare to be sued again, Torchinsky.