And no one was left unmoved.

Names may change but the Mohd remains the same.

"For as schlong as I could re-member, I always wanted to be a wang-ster." - Opening whatever I give up

Yeah alright.

The type of girls I am fond of wear Abercrombie and Fitch brand clothing. However, I prefer that they do not enjoy Chinese food, which my digestive tract finds disagreeable.

Well then you need to just invest in a post-hole digger if you're building all these fences.

This is like fence-building 101.

You need a proper concrete foundation or some idiot kids will come by and knock over your fence. This is really basic stuff.

Well I personally would not build a fence that way.

It is the fault of Disqus that I'm able to do this. I'm not the bad guy. Your anger would be better focused elsewhere.

Don't fucking tell me what to do, me.

Haha, very funny. My grandfather bled from his cake hole for several years. When he finally visited a doctor, it was too late. We buried him last week. So, by all means, keep making your silly jokes. I hope to God you never have to deal with a bleeding cake hole.

Two drinks is the very definition of "minimum," as far as I'm concerned.

You knew that Michelle Pfieffer was serious the second she sat in that chair backwards. That is how people use a chair when they mean fucking business.

I accept your apology.

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. The Stones have jammed with Muddy and Buddy and Albert King, and they have always been very diligent about sourcing their references. That's why they are the best. They never ripped off anybody, they simply represent.

I stand on top of your statements and then I poop my pants because your statements are terrible.

I motion that this Congress shall recognize neither huggy nor kissy prior to the establishment of a weddin' rang.

Where are all these comments dissing the Stones? I'm looking through the comments and it's just a bunch of people having fun. Nobody's Stones are being popped here today.

It's like fresh basil. Baked ziti? Throw a pinch of heroin on that.