Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

The fact that coaches would throw away playoff-bound seasons rather than even bring Kaepernick out for exercise should make his collusion case a slam dunk.

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AFTER 9/11!

LeBron actually meant either the Staples Center or the garden in his back yard, so they could say goodbye to Melo at HIS work, too.

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

Assault and rape accusations are serious, but the others? The women making such accusations, years later and on acts that could have so easily been handle like adults, don’t see how they make all women look like they are weak and in constant need of protection and safe spaces. Asking someone to go to a hotel room is…

“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

Hanging around long past his usefulness? What is this guy, a baby boomer in middle management?

(It’s where the diarrhea comes out and feels like a hot snake.)

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

I hope one day to find someone who looks at me the way Mike McCarthy looks at running it up the middle into a stacked line.

He looks like the star of a Barry Bonds porn parody.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

I know, anytime Ball was on Harden, he literally put his hands behind his back. Sure, it was to prevent against flailing, but it also feels like some kind performance art commentary on Harden’s antics in general.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Beasley has been pretty open about his mental health struggles and the work he’s done to get where he is now. I know this piece is light hearted and I’ll agree as a Knicks fan he’s still flaky as hell (in a fun and positive way). But he should be applauded for turning his life around.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.