I immediately went to Google to see a picture, what the fuss was about, and sure enough ascertain I would have looked too, except that upon further reflection I kind of know I would have looked anyway, no matter what. And like the goober telling the story, I would have resolved to just peek a couple of times and then…

For kids..
Hot = Scolding
Warm = Still Too Hot
Cold = I’m Full

Nice to have an Email of the Week that is verbal diarrhea instead of the traditional kind.

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

blakiel, blakatello, blakalengelo, blakeonardo, blakeymcblakeface

I haven’t said anything that isn’t true.

“The majority of fat people don’t have the willpower to lose weight”

No, you can. Just eat less.

They do both of those things as a rate lower than fat people.

Bills fans celebrated their team’s (short-lived) playoff run by traveling to Jacksonville in droves, laying waste to any table-like structure in their path, reportedly starting a garbage fire,

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

I’ll admit that it would’ve been interesting to see how Andy Reid still would’ve fucked up the game if that field goal never happened.

I remember one time that I had a marijuana, and then got wasted on it. I was so wasted that I didn’t say no when he offered me another marijuana. I didn’t say no, because I was already dead

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Oh dear god, I want to live in this thread. I literally vomited blood the first time I saw that ad.

Everything about that commercial screams “twee indie film” and I hate it. No parents? Check! Roaming around a metro having banal conversations with your multicultural buddies? Check! Living your life (and dressing) like you’re an artisanal pencil maker? Yeppers!

Standing?