My son has high functioning autism. I heard him say this recently, to a friend, over Xbox Live-

She won a beauty pageant and her prize is being told that she needs to be more beautiful. Well done.

I used to love nutella, but when I found out they used palm oil it was a deal breaker. It makes me sad when people go nuts for it, too, because they just come across as really ignorant and uncaring. Especially considering the response I usually get is akin to, 'So what? It's soo delicious.' Blech.

I do understand that there will be a public flogging for this but I do not like Nutella. It's cloying and the chocolate isn't dark enough or rich enough. I've said more than I meant to and I understand there will be a price to pay.

One example: The year I graduated was also the year he retired. GW usually has incredible graduation speakers. Last year was Kerry Washington. In 2010 it was Michelle Obama. Former presidents have done it. Madeleine Albright did it. But this pompous ass decided that our graduation should become his retirement party,…

I'm a member of the GWU community [graduate of GW law] and I was embarrassed by Trachtenberg's remarks.

Nutella is grody. There. I said it. Fuck hazelnuts, while we're at it.

My nephew's father is an emotionally-absent, bible-thumping, ignoramus. I try to act as a father figure to him; just someone he can trust and open up to. I used to pick him up from school and take him to lunch so he could share his thoughts and feelings about his day.

I'm a born and bred Philadelphian and have lived here for most of my life. This is the first time I've ever heard of this newspaper.

I think this happens a lot - managers don't want to deal with the hassle of 1) reporting the fake bills and 2) being short all those 20s (or bigger fake bills).

If you think its unusual for someone to use a fifty or a hundred on a purchase under twenty dollars, clearly you've never worked retail. Happens to me at least twice a week. And normally its first thing in the morning, meaning the ass nuggets end up cleaning out my till.

Shitty people taking advantage of young workers make my blood boil. I'm so glad technology has advanced enough to allow a 17 year old the ability to surreptitiously record that kind of fuckery. When I think of the ridiculous shit I put up with as a teen retail worker (not this level of ridiculous shit but still)…

At the very least she should be learning grammar if she's promoting education.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

The retort for "most women don't know how to drive a manual" is "most men don't either." :)

I personally think this is going to be one of the most difficult battles transwomen face.

Can you imagine if the resources (time, effort, probably at least a little bit of money) spent on this ridiculousness was put to use elsewhere? Education, research, fundraising, food banks; these people would actually be contributing to society and as a bonus I wouldn't feel the overwhelming urge to replace their…

Well, I buy men's deoderant, that's what. Men are stinkier and generally sweatier than women (is that really true? I dunno.); therefore, men's deoderant should be able to handle my stinkiest stink.

I saw some asshole comment on Twitter that this girl shouldn't be allowed to play Little League because she'd be a distraction. As if there aren't a million other distractions to Little Leaguers, such as: 1, I can hear my mom yelling at me! 2, Hey that cloud looks like a wiener! 3, How many marbles can I fit in my…