I feel terrible for his family and I hope they are able to get through this situation. I pray my wife and I never have to bury a child, I cannot begin to imagine the pain they feel. My prayers go out to them.

This is essentially Vogon erotic poetry. Everybody panic.

I'll say what Tony's thinking, "Dalesandro's."

I appreciate this feedback. We try extremely hard to keep our sandwiches at all of our locations at the best quality possible. Sometimes people mistake a difference atmosphere with something feeling different or being different, but I can assure you at every location the same meat, same bread and same ingredients…

I won't say I witnessed this. But I won't say I didn't. Im just kidding. Andy's a great guy.

Hunter Pence likes the Mets

My worst car-buying experience: I looked at a vehicle, got approved for the financing of the vehicle, and went back the next day to seal the deal. When I returned, the car had been sold to someone else. The asshole salesman tried to tell me that, because I was approved for financing, I HAD to buy a car from them. I…

Sounds like a good ceremonial pitch. And thorough.

I would probably shit my pants if I see him again. Then I'd throw the poop stained pants at him and waddle-run away. I moved halfway across the country and changed my name to be rid of him. He didn't take too kindly to me breaking up with him due to his wandering dick.

Ladies, if he won't "allow" you to fart or burp…

It all came out after my first husband died (suddenly, and in front of me). I had confronted him directly a number of times over the years and he denied, denied, denied. And I was mostly in denial, too, though once I threatened to leave and he went to my mother to try to prevent it - how fucked up is that? After he…

My husband and I decided he would "geo-bach"(basically he moved for work and I stayed home with our young daughter) because his deployment schedule was going to be bananas for a year or so. That year turned into three, and while it wasn't ideal, he came out to visit every few months and I thought we were okay. We…

My fiance and I had been engaged about 5 months by this time. He was moving in with me, but we got into a huge fight. One evening I accidentally burped. He insisted I was never allowed to fart or burp in his presence. Ha! I'm not one to get into farting contests or burp my ABCs, but occasionally one would slip if I…

Aw, I'm going to tell my story but it's saaaaaaad.

Took the kids on vacation with my mom, because ex-husband was sooo adamant about not missing work/not kenneling the dogs. Fine, whatever, couldn't change his mind. Came home a day early because we were exhausted, walked into the house with my 6 month old and 2 year old to see him screwing our barely legal…

So.

I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

It's strictly a "this was made for a porn-minded hetero male audience" thing. I mean if the objective is masturbation and she's all alone it's those pants that would be off.

Yeah. Who does this guy think he is? Andre from The League? No, seriously I read this and then immediately thought of Andre from the League, but with less charm.

Bomani Jones's WADA comparison is totally bunk.

Haha, the chemical shit in conventional sunscreen might cause lymphatic cancer or something eventually, but I hate it when crunchies trot out that tired "sunscreen causes skin cancer" trope. What they're neglecting to say about the studies they're quoting is that some people have a false sense of security when they…