If Louie is happy, the show doesn't work. So I think either the situation with Vanessa is a no-go from the start, or will become one not far down the road. Prove me wrong, Mr. C. K.

Because other than being about gambling the lyrics are fairly harmless? Just because the minstrels sung it desn't make it evil, anymore than Golden Shred Marmalade is inherently evil because it used to have a golly on the label. I think it probably comes under logical fallacies: affirming the consequent to do so.

A tap like that is less physical than psychological in nature. It's a pathetic and insulting attempt to show Hunter that "I'm the boss, and you're my boy."" Its intent is to demean and humiliate. Norris did it because A) he is an asshole, and B) because he knows Hunter won't be able to respond the way anyone would…

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I don't blame Rios; if there was an Odor coming from second base, I'd be playing a deeper-than-normal right field, too.

Oh! I'm not the only one! My mom told me this too when I was a kid and then I walked around my best friend's birthday party asking everyone if they were a virgin, and then giggling if they confusedly said no because for some reason tricking them into saying they were married was funny. My friend's mom overheard this…

More coverage of hockey is a welcome idea.

"what is the evidence to back up this scientific claim that you need special shoes in order to do something that your species has been superb at for two million years?"

"I'm really not saying, 'Go barefoot.' What I'm saying is, what is the evidence to back up this scientific claim that you need special shoes in order to do something that your species has been superb at for two million years?"

That hairstyle reminds me of something...

I have always, always owned shelter animals, but I understand the appeal of owning a particular breed. Certain breeds have been created to fulfill certain roles or perform certain jobs, such as hunting, herding, etc. If you're a sheep rancher or bird hunter, it's a no brainer why you would trust a breeder who has…

Wonder Woman tries to rip through dress in dramatic fervor. Gets stuck half way through.

No. If inflation exists, it also inflates the prices of the meal, thus inflating the tip as well. The 20% was an attempt at a grab and I'm not buying.

I double the tax, but our tax is 10%. My father taught me to triple the tax a long time ago where tax was 6% and 18% was a good tip.

Donald Sterling is not a racist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a racist, but he is not a pornstar

I'd really like to be excited about this. Unfortunately, the business of racing, especially the practice of using nurse mares, are just too horrific.

Yeah! Let's encourage and support a sport that uses a slave animal and riders that are encouraged to have dangerous eating disorders in order to be able to even get a chance to race!

Seriously. America.

Don't shut the fuck up.