Trump supporter, wasn’t he? Hmmm...I’ll get back to you.

I don’t even own an armchair, but if I did I’d be diagnosing everyone. Even you. A touch of a superiority complex mixed with a smidgen of judgement? You’re welcome .

Hey: He married a fame-whore socialite...he was looney WAAAAY before the Trumplestiltskin comment.

Let me guess.. He’s “exhausted.”

This picture looks like the cover of a VC Andrews novel.

Wow, people. Conspiracy theories, much? Instead of jumping to all these risible conclusions, why not join me on Planet Reality, and consider the obvious and logical reason.

I have never said much about kids in photos, but the pictures of Barron I have seen make me think “it’s all for you, Damien.”

Melania is about to make her escape to some country Trump can’t access her. With her son. She can always return later to claim shit after Trump is dead.

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!

Anyone else think that Barron can see dead people?

Some people think it’s cool to not pay attention in school. Anti-intellectualism has always been popular, but it’s becoming worse now with Fuckface von Clownstick. Others went to crap schools and/or are dumb

It’s been hard to love Kanye lately? There’s been nothing about him to love for almost 10 years.

The alternative to “right” is Wrong. And doesn’t this dumb bitch realize she’d be on the trains?

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.

Ugh, or don’t, because literally anything out of the ordinary will feed these peoples’ monstrous persecution complexes.

Can someone please explain to me what the apology would be? Sorry we expect you to protect all Americans? Sorry we hear the words you say and see the actions you take and find them potentially indicative of the person you are?

Yeah, if your father ever wronged anyone you can never care about that person. Because it’s the year 1100 and we all have our blood vendettas to maintain.

The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

To be honest, I expected this story to be a lot more gross. Like he banged her mother whil she was pregnant with her. I’ll check myself out.

What Joy-Anna and Austin are doing is referred to as “intentional time.”