Is he a family man?

He lived with Sarah Jessica Parker, too. Matthew Broderick?

In my mind’s eye she looks like Jackie Siegal.

Her husband has one of these

He’ll use it to buy another painting of himself.

Have a star. That was gospel.

oh come on

I used to love you Usher. In the late 90s-early aughts I thought you danced better than Michael Jackson. Then you unleashed the Bieber pox on us all. I’m pouring a Zima out for what we had, Usher. What can never be.

Us shady bitches refer to his behavior as “trifling”, and it is not an admirable quality.

Holy scatman crothers is that a tiny juggalo casket? I think it’s wine o’clock.

Ikr? I know what it does if I get some on my chin! Other tender bits, I shudder to think about it.

I am amazed that Paris Hilton carries cash. What is Paris Jackson’s motive here? Does she not know that tears are oxygen to the trolls? Why is she giving them this freebie? Does she want us to feel sorry for her?

He looks like Rob Ford there.

They can both fuck off.

Sounds super painful because vaginas don’t have hair.

You actually think they had a sexual relationship?

This family does seem fixated on vehicles.

*preens and admires my 96 Saturn*

That’s a great pop song !