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You left out the part where Gigi asked Leroy who the master was.

You all made very good points, in a non-dickish, well-put way. You do know this is the internet right?

This little one on the motorbike's not worth it.
BANG
Dammit Todd, you're on your own.

Belieb it or not George isn't at home…

Eternal Darkness is fucking dope. One of the most un-Nintendo games they released.

I'll settle for invisible pants.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that had something uncomfortably inserted where it doesn't belong this weekend.

Wil Smith's kid stars, gets lifted into the air mid-dance by a possessed Demi Moore, and then Bruce Willis rips his throat out. Aaaand scene.

I'd pay good money for a video of Sean reading the full track names while keeping a straight face.

I dream of a world in which every day brings a new Will Smith remake of my favorite movies.

Plus explosions.

@cruelcumber nirvana

I hope this was held in Rock n Roll Court, where the judge is on a stage behind chicken wire.

Checked Out starring Billy Zane's tight butthole.

At least one of them better look like MacGyver.

I got a boner notification on this?

Hmmm, I think you just want to bone him.

There is Love in You is a great album to fuck to.  Just skip the first song.  Wait, that is what you were asking right?

I hate tattoos, but love buttholes, so I'm not sure where I stand on this.

Afro Skeletor and the Grungy Bum 5