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His avatar is a green swastika, so…

No interest in the movie, but Danielle MacDonald would be a great Faith in Harbinger for the Valiant Universe.

There was indeed. Fuller himself was fired as showrunner quite soon into the run, so storylines were abandoned (George being special and seeing those gremlin things) or very rewritten (George's father having an affair with a male student… guess which word in that summary got changed?)

Best moment of the (underwhelming) series for me was Renata cutting that cake.

Damon Wayans Jr. was the funniest member of an extremely funny sitcom cast, but he's not a brother so much as son/nephew.

Sony Attempts To Evade Extinction By The Short Arms Of The Law

I have your baby in me Giraffe!

But it was disappointing after seeing The Emoji Movie

It's brilliant!! Gather some friends, have a beer or two, and settle in for quite the experience.

Sounds like a Tuesday.

In an airplane bathroom?

It's unbelievably bad. They have nested time loops and another Frank mask, neither of which make any sense.

Ooh, ooh!!

Les pirates dangeroux

I subscribed to Stan for RuPaul's Drag Race and Twin Peaks. Two shows that could probably not be more different, but I really want to cross over.

1.25 men.

Have you tried suing them all?

Here's where I'd put my stolen voice…

who the fuck cares about this pointless irrelevant bullshit?