I’m sorry he did that to you. (((Hugs)))

Weak af, but I’ll see his stanky leg, and raise him a tuck and roll.

I STILL cannot understand how his candidacy survived this moment. It’s baffling and enraging that he wasn’t consigned to the dustheap of history the day after this happened.

I was looking for one as Sarah, surprised I haven’t found it yet.

My hot taek: it’s irresponsible for journalists to quote small phrases from Trump (like in the chyron up top) because it erroneously creates the impression in viewers that he is communicating discernible thoughts and opinions rather than vomiting world salad. His words should never be presented in a form shorter than…

The main point here seems to be that one should never tweet.

People still go to Tony Robbins seminars? I thought he turned into one giant fossilized tooth years ago.

there’s no footprints on Hannity’s beach, did Jesus give up on him

Fuck that. I live by this. Time is the most precious, and most price elastic commodity a person has. If you ain’t adding value to mine, then Peace, my dude. You either understand this or stay hanging out with bums.

How about your loved ones learn CPR for after I choke you out, motherfucker.

Gun-hating billionaires and Hollywood elites are manipulating and exploiting children as part of their plan to DESTROY the Second Amendment and strip us of our right to defend ourselves and our loved ones.

He oughta have seen the movie - I thought his music was on the soundtrack.

My brother was killed in a wreck on Wednesday. He was 29. He was a good man, with a big heart. He overcame a lot of obstacles and had gotten his life headed the way he wanted to go, and then he swerved to miss a dog in the road. Just like that, one thing, and he’s gone.

Have you met and spoken with the MAGA crowd?

Can’t wait for her upcoming K-Pop phase.

I went on a date with a 33 year old who told me he “admittedly thought it was weird that I’d never been married by my age”.

Umm, that looks more like the skier Lindsay Vonn than it does Beyonce.