It would be much better if he just promised a bunch of crap that will never pass senate in 100 years, because the splinter child bloggers know thats how governance really works.

There’s an edit of this movie poster going around Reddit with Leo’s head replaced by Bojack’s, and Brad’s by Mr. Peanutbutter.  Brad makes an extremely convincing Mr. Peanutbutter. 

I could have been that secretary.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot.

“Jewish people are leaving the Democratic Party...”

Ugh. 

I wonder if he even truly knows how useless and ineffectual he is in DC. Something tells me that neither he nor his wife can truly comprehend it, and think that they actually are making moves and doing important stuff.

It must be frustrating to have money, influence and immense privilege, only to discover (by striding confidently into it) a world in which, by any metric, you don’t count, not really, and not often enough to matter. I hope this knowledge troubles his soul and causes him panic attacks at 2 in the afternoon.

My important takeaway from Average Anna was that her husband needed to contribute more around the house, and stop taking her for granted. Maybe if he would talk at the dinner table instead of playing with his phone, she wouldn’t be so likely to have an affair, I’m just saying.

Hey, can you show us a picture of your dick? I can’t take your argument seriously if I don’t know what your erect penis looks like.

Brett Kavanaugh is also what happens when Americans elect an orange baboon and his cronies in Congress. Liberals were warned about this and ignored it in every election this decade save for 2012 to a limited extent. That’s the entire crux of my original point.

Just even try to imagine if Clinton had started off her Benghazi hearing testimony with anything remotely close to what Kavanaugh did. The GOP would have had her committed against her will.

To ALL of the greys: I wish you nothing but love.....and anal cancer. Love because I love all stupid animals and anal cancer because I know it will be even more difficult to formulate thoughts while your mouth is trying to hold your brain in everytime you take a shit. Be blessed and go fuck yourselves. I see more…

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

overall, you are very stupid and ill informed. So there is that. but I do want to alert you that your talking point about “Justice” is off base in a different way.

The Fyre Festival debacle was one of the best times ever to be on the internet and one of the few bright spots of 2017. It brought so much joy to so many people. I for one, appreciate Ja Rule’s contribution to my entertainment last year.

It’s incredible that she’s speaking out. My father sexually abused me. I am sorry to say but in my experience, by having a supportive uncle she has more support than most parental sexual abuse survivors have. I really hope he’s there for her and hopefully the publicity will mean she’ll get more support.

You tab people are the same jerks in my office that have 50 PowerPoints or Excel documents open and spend half the meeting trying to find the dumb slides they were going to show the team. Close your shit. 

you forgot this: /s