Nice try, HBO.

We don’t have front plates here in Alberta. Red light and speeding tickets get mailed out just fine.

This is hysterically wrong on so many levels that I assume it’s sarcasm.  Right?  

Maybe he should have picked a less homo-erotic sport.  Like Greco-Roman wrestling.

dealers will arrange to have a “Technical Weld Specialist” come to make the weld repair

That’s a lot of drain plugs, wow, but hey a 16 cylinder dry sump, you are going to need a lot of drain plugs. 

Which means it is limited. What if a restaurant offered unlimited refills on your drink, but after the first refill limited you to 2 ounces per hour?

The best mini-truck of all time is the Jeep Comanche. No question. Make sure it’s a 1989 or newer though.

Don’t you have some kids on your lawn that need yelling at?

Sorry, I thought the point was to either compare stock to stock or modified to modified. I’m sure you can modify the cobra jet and maybe do the same time as the COPO

step 1: buy 2018 mustang cobra jet

Not manly.

I (and anyone else who notices) can’t take your point seriously when you use “break” instead of “brake”. It’s not sarcasm or mean-spirited, it is just constructive criticism.

Florida, huh?

As a former owner of a ‘10 two door JK, this is exactly how I’d configure mine:

Lies, getting bitten hurts like fuck.

rip it out and re-do it yourself. I’m not even sure why everyone’s so butthurt over it sagging as much as they should be disappointed they haven’t found an easy way to re-do it. If you can see the engineering problem then come up with a solution on your own!

Kowalski got through those bulldozers.

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start. It may have even started out with a full tank.

Still better than Patrick George v Camaros