This is a weak attempt at “journalism” because anyone who torrents can see right through this garbage. Nice try, go write more for Huff post. 0/10.

This is news? WGAF?

Somebody better get Cleetus in on this, since he #doesitforDale

Back in plus a bike rack? Look out, Declaration of Independence. We’re coming for you next.

How nobody else has the common sense to think of this is beyond me. A camera flash in your face while driving? Great, now I spilled my High Life on my lap and took out a sign post.

THIS is sarcasm, right? It’s a revenue enhancer by allowing an officer to ticket you for not having it. I was pulled over for this exact reason, my car didn’t have the bolt holes in the front bumper to attach it to and I was a broke mid twenty something that didn’t want to drill holes in my car. I brought the tag…

Real Toyota heads? LOL. You had to Google it like the rest of us. Stop pretending to be a real journalist.

Test drove an ‘18 Rubicon before I bought my ‘18 Tacoma Off Road. Blew my mind they ask $50k+ for a Wrangler.

Nobody wants to go further back in the wayback machine and mention Scott Kalitta? Granted his car didn’t shut down through the shut down area, his death is an example of when everything put in place goes wrong. That and your car thrown into a bucket truck over the nets and sand trap. RIP. One of the reasons they went…

Having just finishing a T56 swap into a JZA80, I feel like I’m reading a lot of comments from whiny people that can’t afford a MKIV, or were too slow to buy one before F&F drove their prices up.

Funny how ‘journalists’ don’t understand why when buyers aren’t taking delivery of their $80k+ cars because the front splitter is scraped up during the PDI, dealers start leaving them on. And by extension so then do the buyers. 

Grow the fuck up. 

What a pedantic and jealous sounding ‘article.’ You’re better than this, stop it. 

Oh wow. Oh wow, that’s good. I like that. Seriously, that’s a perfect analogy. +1 internets to you, sir (or madam, or gender fluid person or persons)

But this is Jalopnik, where actual gearheads have to explain that to “automotive journalists.”

Caping?

Don’t forget the stops to pick up amphetamines

wit or wit out?

Who gives a fuck, Doug? Buy what you like. Don’t crowd source your validation. Buy what you like, and your passion for that is what will draw in respect. Not like this.

What if it was one of those Canadian bags of paint? /s