One of my favorite things is when a judge made deSantis’ lawyers define “woke.” They called it the idea that there are injustices in America and those injustices should be corrected.

I can’t find the quote from the book but I’m reminded of the bit in Hitchhikers where it’s stated that half the Universes engineers are working on jamming the signals of the Electronic Thumb, while the other half are working on jamming the jammers.

so it’s a run of the mill keygen that’s a tad bit late to the party?

What worries me is what does this mean for old YouTube videos. There are some iconic and important videos on accounts that probably haven’t been touched in years. Do they just go poof too?

We’re not an entirely digital world yet. Printing still matters.

I don’t even care about the Pantone thing, but where do I sign up to kick some tech bros in the cock & balls???

COCA-COLA WITH REAL COCAINE IS WHERE IT'S AT!

No, you are living life correctly.  Lots of “old” people turn into grouchy assholes because society teaches them that “fun” is for children.  you keep having fun in whatever ways you want.

Oh, Mr. Fancy over here, doing a very basic level of reporting that the actual reporter couldn’t even bother to do.

LOAD “*”,8,1

They also won’t be in a hurry to promote you.

People would just not 100% it then. They’d do like 90-95%, then refund.

The internet is a horrible, ugly place. But sometimes... sometimes, it’s downright beautiful.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

*rolls dice* Nahtzee!

“I was saying Boooo-URNS.”

How did this guy ever step foot in NASA?

Ah yes, conservatives. The folks who champion personal responsibility until that responsibility is “don’t be a prick.” Then it’s everyone else’s fault for being annoyed or upset at their behavior.

You can also do this with adults who ask, “why don’t all lives matter?”

I just know that for me, Patch Tuesday is always preceded by Activate “Pause updates for 7 days” Monday.