Who is Alex Trebek? 

I literally said this once when watching Overwatch gameplay haha. 

...phrasing?

Typical Russians, being all holier than thou about it. 

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

I dare you to wave some sort of document in front of a woman a week post-partum and is going through hormonal upheaval, sore nipples, and extreme exhaustion and say, “But it says right here that YOU agree to empty the Diaper Genie!”. You are going to draw back a nub.

It's a shame the President doesn't have a staff, maybe a Secretary, who would meet with the media, even the Press, for briefings on a daily basis. Like every other president in modern history. 

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I think warning users is great, especially with how data plans are now but I should still have the option to decide if I want to download something over cellular or not. Its pretty how much I feel about a lot of Apple restrictions, its good that you care but I’m an adult. Let me make my own damn decisions 

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Overnight adoption from Japan?

How is a personal choice to engage in an activity at-will and at any time for as little or as much as one chooses exploitation?

Fuck this shitty add

You can find your MacBook’s serial number on the underside of the computer in small print beside the regulatory markings. It’s also on your computer’s original packaging next to the barcode label.

tons better....but they need to make the teeth hedgehog like...

It’s the lesser-known Oohlookapennysaurus. 

Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don’t care, I’m still free,
You can’t take the sky from me.

Take me out to the black,
Tell them I ain’t comin back.
Burn the land and boil the sea,
You can’t take the sky from me.

There’s no place, I can be,
Since I’ve found Serenity.

And you can’t take the sky…