“Tried that defense, doesn’t work.”

Well, you have to inject the amphetamines somewhere.

Pussy-grabbing accident, perhaps?

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

“educated Trump voter”

Kill yourself.

You’d think he’d be more sensitive, having fought at the Battle of Wounded Heel.

He wouldn’t stop to urinate on a Trump voter if one was on fire right in front of him.

No no, with Dune being resurrected by Denis Villeneuve, Trump is perfectly positioned to play the grotesque and rapidly disintegrating Baron Harkonnen.

Well, at least now we know what the monster from “Bird Box” looked like.

“Why was the president breathing like this?”

To get our hopes up. 

Please name someone, anyone, who is “against borders”.

College Republicans are just overachieving school shooters who realize they can kill far more people by cutting public programs than they ever could with guns. 

I have nothing more to say about Tuck except I wish he (and his fans) weren’t allowed to be around the rest of us.

If you really loved your fellow Americans, as our leaders should, it would break your heart to see them ignorant all the time, which they are. A huge number of our elderly, especially our men, are watchong Fox News constantly. You may not realize that because new technology has made it so they have a TV in every room,…

Did anyone ask her to blink twice if she needs help?

“A huge number of our parents, especially our fathers, are drinking alcohol constantly. You may not realize that because new technology has made it all but odorless, but it’s everywhere, and that’s not an accident. Once our leaders understood they could get rich from alcohol, alcohol became ubiquitous...Try having…

I am a sixty-three year old cranky white man and I do not have words to describe how happy that video makes me.

Yeah, the people who say “But you should court these 45 supporters! Civility! Include them! They have rights!”

This, as always, sums up Romney very effectively: