...and penises are too small.

Huge spoiler alert.

Did you hear about the Canadian version of Breaking Bad? Walter gets his treatment paid for. The End. 

When I was a kid, cornholing was quite a different activity. 

When I was a kid, cornholing was quite a different activity. 

Looks like the controller is way too big. It wouldn’t fit in my living room. 

Most atheists have read more the bible than most christians.

I love kids! Especially with mustard!

You mean the “Take it in the nuts show” ?

You mean the “Take it in the nuts” show?

‘Box of hair” I use that all the time and have no idea where I got it from. Now I know I’m not the only one. 

Just sayin’.

High speed mastrubation accident?

Then we’ll know which ones not to hire. 

Strap in, snowflake, it’s going to be a rough ride for you. 

Having a small penis is expensive. 

“...a supervisor kicking a young pig in the face, abdomen, and genitals to make her move while telling the investigator, ‘You gotta beat on the bitch. Make her cry.’”