Perhaps an arc of history, bending toward jaundice?

This theory is golden.

I don’t think it’ll happen in one huge stream, but it’ll slowly dribble out and sprinkle a few drops here and there.

That is our #1 hope, yes.

“The truth is, we may never know. All we can do is hope, wait, and pray to god the piss tape drops next.”

I will never understand why New York City allows gangs to control large swaths of the city. When I visited I was brutally beaten by the Baseball Furies on more than one occasion.

First, the federal workers are OK...

Sad little incel.

Rudy really needs to go back to his day job as a Nosferatu cosplayer.

We could always remind him that this is merely the free market in action.

Saw this a couple of days ago, so I will just leave it here.

Huh, for some reason I have this quote running in my head:

Yang words only for Yangs except when Yangs get caught then demand mercy before the court.

that pooping unicorn looks like the mascot of the squatty potty.

“My slime’s divine!”

“Reports indicate Kelly was visited by three ghostly apparitions last night and he was late due to seeking the largest goose in the village for a Christmas feast.”

You’re so smart. I wish I was more like you.