And if he wants to lie with Gusto, that’s fine too.

Expert Oral Sex 1 was good, Expert Oral Sex 3 was the best. The rest just tell the same story over and over. I mean, you can see the climax coming a foot away.

I don’t know about all of you, but I feel like Expert Oral Sex 17 leaves too many unanswered questions from Expert Oral Sex 16.

*observing Trump’s GOP*

Do we really want the GOP to learn anything? Given that they’re all Trump’s stooges at this point, they even lack the very modicum of self-reflection

An alt-right Jewish woman?

If they’re so anti-masturbation, then why are all of those dildos and lube being sent to 108 Durango Dr, Aubrey, TX 76227?

I call him Moo-thra

“So what was it like back then?”

I mean, sure, deeper bowl to keep your dick dry. Whatever, Matt. Some of us just walk out to the end of a pier and make sure it’s low tide.

Oh Lord, I haven’t seen his picture before. All I can think of is he needs to be stink palmed while eating chocolate pretzels at the mall during his TV show’s taping.

She’s looking like Fire Fist here, so we’d better watch out.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

Well the Twin Mill is fully functional and has two supercharged Chevrolet 502 big block V8s making a combined 1,401 hp so I’d say its existence is a win for us all.

😂

I thought Trump had plans for identification tags that you wear around your arm.

No, no it’s not a fair question regardless of your misinterpreted “stats”. Those women were minding their own business in a public space when they were approached and attacked by your previous Cave Becky with racist stereotypes. It is never fair to assume anything about someone based on race, especially someone who is …

I pray (or people like this better pray) that I never am present when something like this is happening. I would haul off and punch the bitch in the face and drag her by her hair out of the restaurant. If I got arrested, I wouldn’t even fucking care. I’d take whatever punishment was passed down and pay it gladly. I…

So in other words, he’s more worried his sons will be accused of rape than he is about his daughters being raped? Sounds about Republican.