Father Drinky McBoyfondler needs a time out.

Actually  Trump would have praised Hitler for making Germany great again ...

As a native Idahoan, I believe I am qualified to take up Brian Kilmeade’s objection.

Gang members...

As I recall, the world was saved when a short, pale imp-like man was pushed into a pool of lava.

I for one simply cannot believe that the 700 Club would air such easily disproved hokum.

rest in piss.

Trump’s mother could have had an abortion...

4 actually, you forgot the white skin on her face and hands.

You should resign. If you work in an ER and you don’t realize that the brain is a bodily organ that is just as prone to illness and injury as any other, you probably don’t need to work anywhere near healthcare.

A Trump never pays his debts.

Another option.

Gotta wonder if the Muppet position is a fist up your ass.

It’s just locker room talk.

Ahhh, the good ol “muppets position.” I’m guessing that has something to do with putting your hand somewhere?

Does this mean she won’t meet the work requirements for her food stamps?

I’m sorry you’re stupid, Tabitha. Best of luck stripping at the biker bar.

Au contraire, I’m thinking not enough people have seen that.

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

So you don’t wash your asshole in the shower? Do you take a shit between washing & toweling? Is your ass so loose poop just falls out? Maybe try some fibre if that’s the case