This is my response whenever religious people posit that atheists have no basis for morality. They have it exactly backwards. If you’re only doing something because God (or whomever) says you should, it’s not actually a moral act.

She also said, “Can I please have my social security check, which is definitely not welfare?”

Gotta give it to old Fart Roll, he’s really done well for himself in spite of his name

“Throatwobbler Mangrove”

Please tell me the judge said Goodyear was full of hot air.

Tread carefully Ryan, Goodyear is gonna send its goons after you and retire you.

man, what a tire fire

Don’t let the bump stock hit you in the ass on the way out.

And crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost in space and meaning.

Removing it because some people were offended sounds better than having to remove it because too many customers were picking it up and eating it.

our pussies?

In fairness, this tweet does make you 🤔 think....about how stupid Chad Prather must be, every minute of every day of his life.  

Don’t even act like you can tell which of these is the painting.

That cover picture flat out enrages me.

I guess.

What a coincidence! I’ve been using your socks too. :D

Joke’s on them. I just use one of my socks.

Blink if you need help.

Exactly.
She wants proof that white privilege exists? She’s been spreading racist bs and still hasn’t gotten fired.

Her boss’s email address is FrederickI@citrus.k12.fl.us. Principal’s name is Inge Frederick.