It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.

Lucky for the gunman that Dump was too far away to rush him and disarm him.

Either that or some gun nut accidentally shot themselves.

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!1

“Slack” must be some hip new thing that, at 37, has already passed me by. Judging by the fact that “Slack” is never defined in this post, I should already know what it is, and thus be ashamed that I don’t.

SPECIAL kind of cracker.

I’m a cracker ass cracker. It would be highly insulting to me if you handed me a box of saltines.

The best part is that this moment will live on forever in Google’s search results, making it easy for all of his future *hypothetical* employers to give him a hard pass.

You are definitely the most pathetic out of the three.

Your kid is 15 and not allowed to use social media? No wonder he’s rebelling.

This fake Hungarian is nothing budapest to the real athletes.

Grope Chicks.

Violent video games are played in dozens of countries. Mental health issues exist in every country. Death metal music is listened to in other countries. Mass shootings are rare in other countries. Easy access to firearms exists only in the USA.

So wait, his solution is to ban the digital violence and not the real violence?

No, no. He gunned down the poor beggars outside the church and then congratulated the money lenders on pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. Then he gave them a tax cut.

That’s why we can’t knock cannibalism. If we don’t know what the forbidden fruit tastes like, we shouldn’t judge those that do. Ignorance kills all credibility of people arguing against something this nuanced.

Ultimately I blame American governors for mass shootings. If you look at all of the mass shootings that have occurred in the past few years, a vast majority of them have occurred in states with an American governor.

The real question is, why do we need Republicans?