The Passion of the Christ (yes, they literally made a movie about Jesus with no black people!).

Hannity thought it over and was embarrassed that he was so eager to recognize sperm.

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

Counting the minutes until she’s appointed to the CDC...

Excellent. I would ask that every Evangelical voter not get a flu shot. I would also ask that they go spread the good word in local ER’s. Visit the homes of the older members of your congregations. Stop washing your hands! Soap is the devil’s lubricant. Only Jesus cleans! Glory!

It’s almost as if people who are pushing an agenda that has no basis in science at all don’t actually care about science.

“the Clusterfuck Coalition and their Russian allies”

Dear Embattled - That’s the great thing about being a Republican, you don’t have to. You claim God and your family has forgiven you, it’s all in the past and voila, it doesn’t matter! You are still able to take the food from the mouths of babies, and healthcare from women the elderly and infirm while discriminating…

Go that way really really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

I, for one, will be excited for the new season of OW, My Balls

“You know how racist that is, right?”

Stick to the script Ms. H-S.

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Chris is off to hang out at the Quick Stop with Jay and Silent Bob.

Why would Republicans want an educated electorate?

I don’t think he’d have struggled that much. They wouldn’t be prayer-circle buddies, but at least Roy Moore’s crimes weren’t “a loving relationship between consenting adults of the same gender” or “allowing someone to choose whether to have a child.” I think those are the big concerns in Pence’s mind. He can get over…

The irony is, leading up to the election.it was a panel of right wing judges that dismissed the motion to preserve the paper ballots on election day in case of a recount. Preemptively covering for their shenanigans bit them in the ass.