I actually really liked their pizza. I know, I know, that’s akin to admitting I have pica or something, around here. But yeah, I used to love Papa John’s pizza, but I haven’t eaten it for close to a decade now, because John Schnatter is such a piece of shit. (I stopped when he made his comments about cutting his…

Only under duress, since his comments about the NFL were poorly-hidden racism.

How can it be low? BMW blinkers are never used. Did he blow a seal?

Because the repair bill from the dealer is going to be the same anyway, and he wanted them to work for it.

What does Dumbledore have to do with any of this? We’re talking about Metroid, not Star Trek.

But it wins elections...

Because race is relevant when you dealing with a racist rant from an asshole white lady.

Fox News is a helluva drug.

I didn’t think Roy Moore would win, I heard the polling said he was hovering around the teens.

So, in order to avoid jeopardizing their contract, they knowingly falsify data in a way that Amazon, a technology company, can easily and obviously detect.

Grabbing women’s crutches would have been a different, but also troubling problem.

Southern men who forget what their good book says? That can’t be correct…

Sounds good. Thanks

Well, hey Donny. If Flynn’s “actions during the transition were lawful.” and he had “nothing to hide,” then I’m sure you won’t mind if he tells us all about those actions, right?

False font operation. I see what you did there.

Oh, he’s absolutely not the first. While all of these aren’t elected officials, here’s a little taste of what these guys have been up to.

“Is your daughter home?”

Typical Roy Moore for Senate canvassing conversation:

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.