In his defense, it doesn’t count if you’re already related.

who said i was looking for moral high ground?

half the country voted for him? then how in the living fuck does he lose the popular vote?

oh, because trump supporters have been the finest example of the best that humanity has to offer.

go fuck yourself. there’s no need to be nice to this country’s blight anymore.

Me last night after seeing all the Democratic wins:

Economic anxiety

Libertarian politician has access to taxpayer funded health care. Sees no hypocrisy in denying same care to his constituents.

I always thought eating Papa John’s resulted in a race OUT the bottom.

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Fox News has already deemed this “The War on Crustmas”

He’s a jock. Jocks were never known for their brains.

We should mail her our used tampons.

It would appear they only manifest themselves when needed to take out an errant BMW driver.

Disclaimer: No BMWs were seen using their turn signals in the making of this video.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

They should try jangling their keys in front of him.

In all honesty, grown adults should lose total interest in sports, unless they gamble.

Comparing guns to a heavily regulated item that you must take proficiency tests with, gain insurance for before you are licensed to operate, and have an entire police force built around monitoring... is amusing.

Yes, let’s get to the level of control we put on cars, then if this is still happening we can talk!

Well, at this point, I think at least we can all agree on one thing: Barack Obama was the most divisive president in history, and Donald Trump has reunited this country. I can’t recall a time where racial harmony, social progress, and religious tolerance were more abundant. And it shows in how well both parties in…

Who got the blunts?

If an adult wears it Center-Spindle location will be very important.