Vote. 

Or dead. 

Self-correcting problem. 

She looks like she could suck-start a Harley. 

“...moisture can pool, wreaking havoc on your buns.”

Don’t expect age to cure these dreams. They never completely stop. 

I don't see why they have such a problem with boobs - they elected one president. 

For small dicked men, yes.

“...but let but let this...”

Am I too late for the fart and blanket joke?

Am I too late for the fart and blanket joke?

I always encourage my dates to eat me.

What am I feeding your mom? What she always wants.

I hope you don’t get paid for this.

Damn US, always sending us their worst.

Sorry.

Why doesn’t this have more stars? Hello?