"The More You Buy, The More You Save!" is the biggest lie ever told. The more you buy, the more you spend. Period.

Illegal use of hands? Tap, tap. Is this thing on?

Wow, and I thought I had things in my life I was embarrassed about.

My Craftsman's are different colors for each...

Thank you, Mr. Darwin.

Two words. Fuck. You.

If nothing on this list works, please consider seeing a psychiatrist. Depression is real. Chemical imbalance in the brain is real. While maybe there are people in the world on medication that don't need it, some people do. Don't be afraid to find out if medication could help you.

"It'll go a long way to."

But if the NFL gets rid of all the wife beaters, child beaters, rapists, and drug addicts, who will be left to play the game?

I'm glad you took it in the spirit intended!

I wasn't implying it was a bad article or had no place here; just reminding readers, really, that there are worse problems to have. No offense intended to the author.

There's places in the world where this is not a problem. It's more like, "Where do you want to eat?" "You know where there's food?"

The process of elimination starts after the meal, not before.

Of course I feel that money > kids, that's why I CHOSE not to have them. And that's what the article s about: CHOICE. People with kids hate to see someone who has made a different choice. I've never had someone without kids tell me I MUST have them. I wonder why?