Since my standing with my peers has nothing to do with how much money I have... I'll take the money, thanks.

Because it's a concert? Why did Madonna wear a gold cone-bra?

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The only thing that can stop a bad kid with a car is a good guy with a truck.

"...put a bay leaf under each arm. It won't keep you from perspiring, but you'll smell like soup!"

Send in the bees:

"That looks like someone who tucked their balls back, then shit their pants and sat in it."

A fat, orange and black striped cat was seen nearby.

I must be slipping. I didn't get the potato skins part at first.

Will there be lots of tight ends?

"Plastics"

How about "People who aren't there to watch the movie"?

If only the world were as interesting as conspiracy theorists make it out to be.

Let's dress him in a hoodie and send him to Florida.

Aw, did some rich f@#$ figure out there are consequences in life? My heart bleeds.

Pay yourself first.