blueskyshining
blueskyshining
blueskyshining

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

How many prostitutes are you allowed on board?

Nice bike, but I’ve only seen a better chest trap on Pamela Anderson.

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

1) Yes, I’ve been cheated on. And the other woman, instead of being contrite, kept popping up in my life and confronting me. Because, all too frequently, it’s about getting self-esteem by “proving” you’re hotter/better than the wife/girlfriend. Which is why this pat little logic of only blaming the partnered person

Honestly, I hate that “oh it’s only the married person’s problem” moral-vacuum bullshit. Oh, my friend killed a guy, but I don’t know their life! I’m pretty sure the ring my boyfriend gave me was stolen, but that’s not my problem! My mom embezzled a bunch of money, let’s go shopping!

Toyota saved 15% by switching to .....................nevermind

Toyota’s favorite position is missionary

Sex is always good if there is passion, attraction, and connection.

MORE good news - She boils her pasta in smartwater

I want Starship Troopers styled propaganda videos. Would you like to know more?

Whenever I go into hermit mode for too long I miss interacting with actual humans and then I interact with them and remember why I love hermit mode so much.

Eh, just don’t invite your fat friend along. Drive solo.

Never mind them.... The poster is probably pissy that you have not taken it upon yourself to discuss the Hogan lawsuit and using every opportunity to try to crucify you just because you work for Gawker Media. It’s passive aggressive trolling at it’s dumbest. You could be blogging about kitty cats and you’ll get the

You could find a positive spin for it that people would be doing God’s work by mowing down some demons.

Not on the list. Will stay single forever.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

w/e