Coal

just make demmi stfu

: ( men cant wear makeup , except at halloween

stares down looking at the carcas of her son, “i didn’t even see you!!!!”

lol she told him “watch out for idiots”!! LOL sorry no disrespectin mom

best advice ever :

did I lock the door before I left, BOOM, yeah I better go check....

“did you see how she looked at me” - 3rd graders on the playground not having it

Yeah LOVE!!! BOO HATE!!!!

ive ALWAYS ridden a bike, growing up until now (47), and I would love to scream at the top of my lungs on rooftops, “RIDE ON THE GD SIDEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK!!!!!” I’ve done it for YEARS and im still living and breathing AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

gosh I LOVE this breakdown “for achieving matching slouched shoulders, skinny asses, bent necks, and weird dangling arms”

all those illegal criminals vs all those diplorables

“Huma you really think it’s ok that I say this? Ok, your always right. Wish me luck honey”........................approaches podium

amazing how everywhere you look, little do some people know how many there are that all they need is to be “enabled”

i remember that, oh those were the days, i used to love love love getting off of work and going straight to my (at the time) typical pc, and playing Unreal Tournament with the tiny world maps, kill me now

the horror!!!!!!!! my 2nd grade engrish teacher is rolling in her grave RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao It’s MR. FILECLERK to you buddy boy!!!!!!!!!! >: )

wish he would’ve said repubs dont...................but itll do

I would love to describe my friday evening this way : ( jealous

OMG i will never unhear this, “I don’t like these new ones”just does not compute