ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ouch

other than the phone, people are in way too much of a F’in hurry, and for what? the next red light? cause they woke up late - AHGAIN!!!

i dare her to do that again!!!!

Dude on the left looks like that bearded trans beauty contest winner guy.

support us emotionally = put up with my baggage /s

women primarily want someone ambitious with financial stability. - or that monthly support check will do just fine

sometimes it takes that, my son literally went to sign up for a class THE LAST DAY OF THE DEADLINE, and the girl in front of him got in, he didnt, now he must wait for 7 more months

meh even Jesus “worked”

i cant imagine working 80 hrs a week OMG, ive worked OT for a couple hrs here and there and man does it do a number on my sleep

i do it more at work so i get paid to comment on gawker, nya nya! ........ooooops here comes the boss, i think im fired!!!

why must traveling be so difficult, all my life iv’e just walked and if i need to scoot i scoot, im getting to point B, its not a political mission.

i hated that, god it never stopped, not even to breath!

why am I the only one aging in this world!!!!!!!!!!?

stars over here now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

such a myth (eye roll)

they can just go pee and itll all come out and boom no pregnancy

lol i laughed out loud here at work and it echoed thank you!

there are alternatives

at 3:45 / 4:51 a person is run over by the bus OMG!!! the horror!!!!

To examine how we got to this point, let’s start in the middle..............................nah