snide judgement - exits

1 word - SUCKA!!!!

when my mom gets the 30% off coupons in the mail, i do the “im going shopping dance!!!”

so did their CEO forget to up the price 30% before handing out the 20% coupons?

ok ill say it, “look at that arm hang”!

elmers glue

my sister is a dr now, but when she was a nurse she worked in a haunted hospital, true story!

nice, i member when i built my first pc, got my aol disc from blockbuster. i miss that time too..........and alas, i was in “love”

i could titter right now but im at work

hate how that show never lets anyone so much as breath, constant back and forth non-stop

did he say the bandit was 4 miles off his starboard side?

how do you pair guilt with sex? i have no idea. usually it takes so long for the smile to leave my face..............

a lot of people have such short attention spans that even if they DO marry, they end up cheating cause meh “this is kinda gettin old”

LMFAO -

Marriage is becoming a family!

STAR you times infinity

well you asked -

lol all the diff in the world - “If I spend money on dumb shit it’s always fun dumb shit.”

lol this is better than a soap opera

mmmmmmmmmmm those legs