cause she was a stripper and married some guy that had a media presence and she's fine even after a kid i think, lol or so i've heard

thats nothing, my daughter got her Coca Cola pen stolen! STOLEN! And she found out who did it too, and when she went to the teacher, get this, THE GIRL LIED!!! said she didnt steal it, the very word

as he's been brought up in intellectual universe in which his character is defined on its own, mine in relation to others. - please write a book, so true

try spending years waiting for the other person to "get it" and you just come to the conclusion that they dont, wont, and cant. and move on

that hams calling me, not cause its ham either

my shopping experience has been pleasant, i dont hit them too hard, cause i got other stuff, and daughter with me

there have been times in the years where someone out in public will ask, "whats your facebook", i always love telling them,, "i dont do that $hti, thats why i have a phone" and its always more fun to meetup

that looks delicious!!!

im laughing so hard, ty

record yourself and post so i can hear it

well it wouldnt contain much , same crap, likes to travel, is a good listener, trying to be the best i can, etc crap

what you just said there is a lot of (hides head low) w0mgirls

anyone that would buy those plates dont take $hit seriously anyways

cool pink shoes n laces

BRING BACK THE BURGER THAT HAD THE HOT SIDE HOT AND THE COLD SIDE COLD!!!

its the prostitutes that get on my nerves

with a RealDoll LOL, cause the real ones just complain

Raining outside with slight grumble of thunder, with new sheets and pillowcases and bourbon

mouthwash with bourbon

if your hoping for someone good to change your diapers when your old ya better be good to em