oh i love feeling dirty by hearing sounds like words , more please

you mean bidniz

#notallsingleMEN

congrats, best wishes

F marriage, the kind that does not endure, not the other kind

well put, cause i've met the female version

in your case, amen

sounds like you got dealt a nice hand, congrats

that dudes brow, POWERBROW!!!

depends on what she looks like

its the red hair, works all the time

no way is that real beef

my cat will eat until it throws up, takes a dump after i get home from work, will meow like mad until he has ANY amount of food, nibbles, then dumps, same thing with water, however, my little dog, gives the cat hell without any harm, so its nice to see the cat get his, oh and the dog, gives me the eyes when it needs…

three women for every man, and I can't find a single one. Women that is.

never gonna get "the ebola" from in here

Peter Overby, spelling? but he rocks!!!

itll be like now, everyones head will be down

no frame cheat?

twitter is the vocal equivalent of this

juss u wait till 40!