Living your best life is just different for some people I guess.

Yeah, this is all totally normal...organized religion is a front. A front for groomers (take your pick of what kind), a front for profit (tithing is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard 0f) and a front for pedos. Fuck all religions.

Is the demon inside her just code for his penis?

Damn liberals and drag queens.... oh, wait a minute...

Maybe she got tired of the smell of 1,000 shoes.

The tragedy isn’t this man’s fall from grace, it’s that he was able to make us believe that he was, in fact, Heathcliff Huxtable, when it was just another character he played. He’s been doing it his whole life, and now we get to see who he really his. He’s not a mentor, he’s not a family man, he’s just another Goddamn…

All of the workers are now free to snap up some of those great coal jobs, now though right? Silver lining.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

I love knowing he could have rented it for less.

Plus “you complete witch” is such a good callout.

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

Nick was damn near likable on Paradise! Why the hell do they edit him down to continual sound bites of “I appreciate you telling me that” and “I’m happy you’re here”. There are never any moments of joking around and its brutttaaal.

I think we burden sexual assault victims with too much autonomy before, during and after their rape. Anyone who has actually survived a situation like that knows they were powerless and not in control, otherwise it wouldn’t have happened. It says less about the victim than it does about our culture. I believe it is…

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

There’s a guy who’s about to take up (part-time) residence in an early-19th-century mansion near the Potomac who’d totally hang out with Christian Grey.

I haven’t eaten a normal day’s worth of food since....September? Between the election and some scary health news for my significant other, I’ve lost 20lbs.

its a slippery (yet assiduously cleaned) slope, ryan. learn from my ongoing mistake...as of this moment, i have 418 roombas. i am literally stuck in a 2 foot square section of my salon, subsisting entirely on uber eats and tossing my excrement out a window.

"...a guy who puts the time in to be your friend and then eventually wants it to become physical as an expression of his feelings for you, is really feeling ENTITLED."

Oh for fuck's sake...