I know he is a bazillionaire and I'm STILL amazed that so many, young, attractive women would deign to have sex with wrinkly old Mohamed with the lecherous grin and really sad inexplicable hair (wig?).

I don't understand why protection orders don't just go into effect for life, especially when people are unrelated / have no children or people in common that could make it complicated. Why does she only have to stay away from the couple for 10 years, why not for life?

I only know him from Jezebel. And then I read that I've seen some of the movies he's been in but I can never remember him or recall what he looks like.

They also gave Beeber a rounded ass, where his actual one is more flat pancake. Those before photoshop photos look totally legit.

Gracie Gold looks like she's from a different era in all the best ways. Stylish beyond her years. Someone book her for a clothing campaign stat.

And her lips and nose, also not natural. Not at all. Plus the photo-shopping to hell.

Painting's boobs way too small, and the waist needs to be made tiny via photoshop. These photos of Kim look so UNnatural. Again, sigh. I'm not a Kardashian fan (the opposite) but can't she just look how she looks ever?

It looks like it was designed by Dr. Seuss, which is a thumbs-up in my book.

In the late '90s I got laid off from a shitty mall store retail job. First I had to go two weeks with no payment, after which I was able to collect $75 a week in unemployment. Living large indeed!

The baby face, the hopelessly misguided tatoos: NO, that's definitely NOT sexy. Neither is Lara Stone's no eyebrows look.

I hated this movie so much. I liked it until the last 20 - 30 minutes when the writers expected me to accept that what happened could have been even remotely plausible, in this universe or any universe, depsite the glaring and obvious and massive loads of evidence to the contrary that it did not happen the way she…

I just can't get up in arms about disrespecting religions that treat women as lesser human beings, as possessions, or really any religion that treats any segment of the population as inferior, sinful, etc. But she would've been wise to stay out of their religious places. Of course, I don't think it's likely that…

And was good looking.

He's reverse cross-eyed and it's freaky looking, not good-looking.

He may be a nice enough guy. He may even be sincere. One thing the bachelor is not is smart. Good lord and bless his heart is he ever a dummy. He didn't get the plow my field joke, he doesn't know what a crazy cat lady is. So many things seemed to sail right over his head. Of course his dating pool seems to include a…

Not that it matters one way or the other, of course, but this dude is not in her league. At all.

Yeah, what kind of fuckery is that? It's not even misspelling someone's name, it's not even the same fucking name.

How about "...with his several lovely daughters..." is that shade? It's top notch captionining shade or no shade.

The last one is most definitely the best one. I may co-opt it for myself.

He's not waxed! Yay! That DOES make me merry.