An umbrella. And on the occasion that they spent ALL night together, she went to bed with full makeup (waterproof mascara) and got up earlier than he did to fix it up. if it ever did get messed up, she had her makeup bag in her purse and could fix immediately in the nearest restroom. I know because I had the same…

I really like O'Pry's response, he sounds down to earth and happy. Nice.

Well those sound like lyrics a 12 year old could've written. But then his audience is largely made up of 12 year olds right? And 12 year olds likely think 19 year olds are wise. Bwa ha ha ha. I remember seeing him on Chelsea Handler when he was a 15 year old and I just knew that he was going to end up being this kind…

A co-worker of mine told me that before marrying her husband she never let him see her without full makeup on. Not once. After they got married and he saw her without makeup he did exactly what her fear was: he complained that she didn't look as good, her eyes were smaller, she wasn't what he thought she was. So…

I am also going to add that when I broke up with my last serious boyfriend, my mom's first comment was, "well he was ugly anyway!"

Well when I broke up with a less serious boyfriend who I dated for two years and never lived with, he responded by launching a campaign of harassment, culminating in him breaking into my apartment, knocking me down three times giving me a fat lip and choking me. All the while he was crying all over town about how…

Once you hit a certain age, people do stop with the questions, at least in my experience. I don't know if they view me as a lost cause/ old maid / couldn't find a man OR if they assume I didn't want kids and chose (entirely) a different path. I think it's probably both. And then there is another subset who think I'm…

Lying about tongue cancer to say it was throat cancer sounds like the worst PR plan I've ever heard of. Do you think the general public really knows the detailed differences between tongue and throat cancer and is going to judge someone accordingly? And how did blaming cancer on cunnilingus ever make the story any…

Well I think you put it really well. And it wasn't a cake walk getting to acceptance and being okay with it but... I did get there. There is no reason and no joy in being bitter about what didn't come your way. I choose to be happy, and while that doesn't mean that I am every minute or every day, it does mean I refuse…

Fuck her, curly redheads rock. Fuck straightening and dyeing your hair and denying who you are by rights and authenticity.

Hey JHud, we do love her AND we love you.

Well I wanted them but I wanted them with someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with and I never met a man that I wanted to do that with and then I turned 40 and lost interest in starting the whole having kids thing that late in life. But here's the thing, my life is not wrecked because I wanted and didn't…

I don't see how the first one can be the same woman in both young and old photos because her nose is completely and entirely different. I know noses continue to grow but they do not change shape. Just compare the noses... how can that possibly be the same woman?

Neal Brennan's tweet is awful and worse - not funny.

Implants are the way to get boobs that look like Mariah's.

He's revealing himself to be a caricature, you know the one where the guy thinks that he's entitled to sex with super models and IS so angry at women because he didn't get it. And then he reveals that he did have feelings once but those wittle feelings were hurt when he got rejected and now all women are the same damn…

Obviously his hair smells like an unwiped ass, sweat, and stale cigarettes. Duh.

This technique.. what is the technique? Get girls drunk, talk to them, dance with them and make a move. That's a technique? Nobody can be that stupid. You're a troll.

I tuck my thick hair behind my ear all the time because having it rubbing up against my face annoys me and has nothing to do with interest. I do it when I'm alone, when I'm with my boss (who.. well, hell no, and wrong gender anyway), with friends, with my mother, walking my dog. You get my drift, it means nothing…

I think he means if she tucks her hair behind her ear and not "putting her hair over her ear," but whatever, in either case that's not code for wanting a kiss. It's getting hair out of your face or the way he wrote it, ear insecurity.