There was a review in NEJM a few years back that compared all diets. Weight loss varied by about a kilogram between all of them. People gained the same amount of weight back in the same amount of time after stopping them.

You mean people aren’t throwing out their expensive cookers to get one which does the same thing? Wow, color me shocked.

I’m sorry to inform you that you eat feces every day. FDA guidelines allow for some amount of fecal matter in your food. Also insect parts. So you eat poop and bugs every day. Enjoy your next meal!

Yeah, my husband has been on keto (eyeroll) for some months now, and he just gets a burrito bowl with extra meat, no rice/no beans. If someone has to put that on an actual menu... then a lot of people must not understand their own damn diets.

jumping on crazy food trends is the keto success

Completely constructed an alternative story based solely on the headline and the picture. What they lack in reading comprehension they more than make up for in creativity.

Huh? Did you actually read the article? The guy in the pic is the accused.  The victim is a woman.

Sadly, they didn’t pick up on my diabetic vegetarian bowl...

I am so tired of people who don’t enjoy Chipotle deciding they are morally superior to those who do and turning it into some kind of humble-brag (“I’m just the sort of person who has a higher standard and it isn’t worth it for me to risk my health for a burrito.”). Nobody is impressed.

Yeah, this is hilarious.  They are giving names to certain custom orders at a place where everything is a custom order.

I’m trying to wrap my head around “David Geffen’s $590,000,000 yacht, Rising Sun.” We’ve heard about famous guests on that tub, but this is the first time I’ve seen that valuation, and it’s truly mind blowing. It seems to me that if Celebrity or Viking Cruises were launching a new luxury cruise ship (that might…

So basically, they aren’t really “introducing” anything. They’re just telling you that you can customize their existing menu to meet your dietary needs?

I’ve never been so enamored with a celebrity that their (alleged) disgusting actions didn’t significantly turn me off to their work. If not entirely. I really just don’t understand it. This isn’t like some random one off accusation from a dummy twitter account that can be reasoned away. 

Dude, this is a little disturbing on your part. 

Let me see if I get this straight. You don’t know this guy. He doesn’t know you. Since you’re a fan, whatever hits he ever had you already own. Still you find it terribly hard to stop supporting him even though it helps him continue to rape with impunity. Don’t hide behind words like love, this is about being as…

He’s gotta stop off at Joe Rogan first. Then do a quick stop at Dave Rubin. Followed by a FOX News spot. Is Red Eye still a thing?

This is white male anger disguised as comedy. This is the bullshit that makes adult children lie about Thanksgiving plans to their miserable parents so they can stay home binging Netflix and order in Thai curry rather than spend a day with their parents listening to this bullshit.

He’s gonna be making YouTube videos with Jordan Peterson in like six months.

I love that you’re coming at young people when it’s old people that are completely screwed.

You can budget all you want, but if your wages are not keeping with inflation, you are screwed no matter what.