There’s an enormous price (and time) differential between going full implants and doing dentures or a combo of dentures and implants — like, each tooth in the implant costs two full sets of dentures. Not sure why the ultra-rich celebs wouldn’t go full implants, unless it’s time consideration.

Okay, this may be an obvious question, but isn’t the HUGE downside that every night you take out your dentures and you’re basically my grandma? Like it’s nice and all to be a young and beautiful celebrity with custom-made choppers, but it’s not like it’s a 24/7 ruse. Am I missing something?

When my adult son goes off the rails the VERY FIRST THING I tell the authorities when reporting him missing and/or a danger to himself is that he is struggling with mental illness. It’s a smart move when you’re trying to protect your child.

Or, you know, maybe she was at risk for problems relating to withdrawal or acting erratically. It's actually pretty relevant information.

No, but a lot of people that you think have veneers really have one or two implants with dentures attached. *cough cough affleck cough cough*

Or when you’re older than a teenager! But yes, definitely.

Really glad she’s okay! I understand the urge as a teenager to go off your meds once you start feeling “normal” so you can just be a regular kid. I hope she realizes how helpful they can be to avoid situations like this.

I’m a divorce attorney, and at least half of my male clients will ask me if they can get the judge to require that their ex-wives return to their maiden names. It’s so freaking creepy. (I haven’t had any clients where the husband took the wife’s name).

His unqualified belief in his superiority to women is so disgusting that it makes my stomach hurt thinking about it.

“There’s something so emasculating about the notion of a man washing away his name altogether. The thought makes me uncomfortable, and kind of angry.”

A friend recently posted her wedding photos to facebook and changed her surname; the first comment on them was (from a woman) about how beautiful the name change on facebook was.

I love my last name. It’s associated with a tartan, several famous people and is, quite frankly, awesome. Plus, it puts you near the front of the leader line if your elementary school teacher does that shit alphabetically

G&T, you have lots of fans here. You’re smart and funny. This shit is beneath you.

You’re entitled to rule out taking her last name as long as you would never dream of asking her to take your last name.

I’m a traditionalist. I need to completely erase my sense of self when I enter into matrimony, as God Himself intended.

Seriously, no fucking shit. I haven’t been coming here for a while because of how fucking Mean Girls Jez has become. Body snarking is hilarrriouuss amirite guys?

No, it’s someone who reads and loves this site and doesn’t like it when the site insults a person in a way that is nearly identical to what I experienced day in day out in the hell I grew up in. As far as I know he never tried to kill himself over the abuse and garbage he put up with based on his physical appearance.…

I'm guessing you've never been genuinely insulted or teased about your appearance. I don't mean someone you're arguing with has called you generically ugly, I mean you've never been teased and insulted for years about physical aspects of yourself like your face and hair, which you can't change. Now you're probably…

This is messed up. If he was a woman, you would be up in arms about how you are judging her based solely on her appearance. If you spoke about the hair, skin and physical features of a minority like this.....no comment.