John Kelly seems to have an awfully selective memory.

When Kelly talks about people making honoring American heroes about yourself, does he realize he’s talking about his boss?

The one consistent message out of the White House is this: Everything Trump says is 100% accurate and true. Never have I ever seen an administration filled with so many YES men (and I remember the Steinbrenner years of the Yankees).

So how long until a magistrate issues arrest warrants for the people he shot at?

The advent of DNA testing for all is really lifting the scales off the eyes when it comes to native heritage. Both sides of my family claimed native heritage (Chickasaw on my mother and Cherokee on my father). DNA tests: NOPE. I really enjoyed the shouting match at Thanksgiving last year after those tests came back.…

No one blames papists anymore. I think he was abducted by the same cabal that poisoned John Paul I.

If some nice white folks start getting visits from ICE, they might have to discontinue it...

Could we organize a movement to get people to call en masse with false suspicions and waste as many resources as possible?

But internal logs of calls to VOICE obtained by Splinter show that hundreds of Americans seized on the hotline to lodge secret accusations against acquaintances, neighbors, or even their own family members, often to advance petty personal grievances.

You know, that picture of Paddock is almost exactly what I was picturing earlier this morning when I first heard his name and age.

“diagnosed as psychopathic, has carried firearms in commission of bank robberies” and “reportedly has suicidal tendencies and should be considered armed and very dangerous.”

not like he typed it himself. Tweets with actual english are like 99% crafted by Hope Hicks

You, know what? That’s fine. No one there wants to see that asshole anyway.

Their pain pleases me.

three years of constant pain and dramatic weight loss thanks to inflammation of the pancreatic duct. But I “looked good”, “should eat more” and “its just cramps” or”must be pregnant”. Fuck (my) dismissive male doctors.

Costochondritis is actually common among athletic people and teenagers due to growing pains. I’m a doctor though family/internal medicine is not my specialty; however I do remember that from medical school.

They literally started the war on drugs by insinuating that heroin and weed use amongst black folks was ruining the moral fabric of America. America and her white junkies can choke.

And that’s why I shrug when they get on TV boohooing about the opioid epidemic and shifting the blame to doctors over prescribing drugs. The good doctors weren’t passing out pain pills to black folks like candy because they believed we were lying about the severity of our pain OR assumed we were lying about the pain…

I can’t believe the person who thinks Santa is white was so expertly outmaneuvered by a man who thinks the world is run by fluoride-producing swamp lizards.

I assert and maintain that Cernovich and Jones enjoy both the sound and smell of their own farts