Wow so capezio can make a brown leotard but still cant make brown stockings or shoes for non-white ballerinas. #basic

Wow, I totally did not know that this is a code for ‘light skinned’. Thank you for teaching me that! I was struggling to understand why this wasn’t a good phrasing.

I actually have somewhat of a preference for women with her body type, yet I find her absolutely insufferable.

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

Per the people of tumblr:

I made it precisely 8 minutes into that movie before I could see exactly where we were headed and No Thanks-ed outta there.

I had a friend like that. She got called out for claiming a degree from Parsons when she had taken an extension course she didn’t complete.

Yep, they look exactly like Spanx. More skintone-inclusive Spanx.

Have we talked about how bad her outfit was yet or are we not doing that because, honestly, it’s the wrong thing to do.

I LOLed at “this is the hardest she’s laughed since Trayvon Martin got shot” just because it’s so horribly honest.

I’m speaking of them strictly on merits of standup / podcasts - basically comedy settings. I understand Norton’s standup may not be for everyone, but I think he and DiPaolo are both naturally funny and conservative.

Speaking of charmless trashbags filled with manure who think they are funny- did anyone see Martin Shkreli trying to take on Patton Oswalt on Twitter? So much sad.

I think DiPaolo’s standup is good, Norton’s not so much. But I got friended by DiPaolo on FB and found out he’s a bit more of a conservative ass when he’s just pushing out regular thoughts.

Thinking of starting an Anita Bryant death watch. These things run in threes, you know. You in?

Oddly enough, my stepmom was the love of my dad’s life and vice versa - and there was no abuse there at all, not even before he quit drinking.

“‘Hi Missouri, sorry I couldn’t finish the set last night,’ she wrote. ‘Was having too much anxiety and couldn’t finish it.’”

“Lily-Rose is my goddaughter and I was there when [his son] Jack was born, so we go back,” said Manson. “Johnny is one of the nicest people that I know—to the extent where it’s almost heartbreaking how kind he is to his friends, and everyone around him....”

Petition to make baseball more interesting by adding gymnastics to it, complete with judges.

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.