Cannot. Unsee.

The Amanda Bynes stuff really bums me out. For some reason, I am pulling for her but when she popped up on Twitter today I was like uhoh.

I've tried coke, but what is this newfangled "c*caine" business???

this needs more cow bell

Now it's all I can see!

um

That's obviously possible, but I think the more likely thing is she isn't a conventionally attractive women so she hasn't been as picky with her male companions and the men that she does date see that she'll give them access to young children.

I'm coming around to thinking June is a pedophile as well. Twice? Twice you just happened to get seriously involved with men who ended up doing time for molestation? That's hella bad luck, unless it's really not, you know?

Here is my question, what is the chance that June herself was molested as a child? She got pregnant at 14/15 which means she was sexually active at a very young age. That is generally an indicator of abuse (because you were groomed at a young age that sex is appropriate, normal etc. Would also explain why she is ok…

When I was studying for my HSC (huge final exams for school in NSW, Australia), it was hot and I tended to have my windows open. My bedroom was upstairs at the back of the house. The kid that lived behind us and 1 house over used to practice playing his... (sax? trumpet? I can't remember now, I'm old) constantly. …

I played the tuba in grades 6-8. My mom has never been so glad to be deaf.

CHILD TRUMPET PRACTICE. Oh god, I know the pain whereof you speak. I once lived in between an aspiring gradeschool trombonist AND a clarinetist. It made me want to stand outside their windows with an airhorn. "SEE? SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE?"

Re: Heather Graham's Panties.

Couldn't you have found a different picture where there isn't another Asian woman so we have a clue who she is?

I feel like an expensive bag that has been scribbled all over by a toddler is the _perfect_ accessory to go with all the ugly, unflattering couture that Kanye makes Kim wear now.

Grey's Anatomy's mega-fox Jesse Williams continues to be one of the most thoughtful actor-activists in the game by continually bringing attention back to Mike Brown's shooting in Ferguson, MO

For she could tell the future, you see, and knew that Martin-Lawrence would not last.

Anybody agree with me that Jennifer Lawrence dodged a bullet? The Paltrow-Martin horror train does not need other passengers.

I'm changing my name to Tom Foolery - see you in 2018!