It is just like when Kevin Spacey was at that public park late night, "walking his dog".

I have been looking at so many acronyms lately for work that I was trying to figure out what "pin-five" was in terms of the sexuals. Ugh.

Oh shit, Zac Ephron thinks he's Tyler Durden.

I wonder if the history of the ape trope was a known unknown or an unknown unknown to Rumsfeld.

"1 Chainz"

Cam'ron has been saying this for years!

"The Ghost of Bobby Dunbar" is the one that still sends chills down my spine.

I have long thought about starting a tumblr called "You're the Devil" and post pictures of being assholes. 9/10 of those pictures would be people standing in front of the subway doors, stopping at the top of the escalator, or not leaving a path for people to walk past you on the escalator.

Hate the "new" format. I usually read Jez on my phone and now have to GUESS what is the lede to Dirtbag as the categories no longer appear on the cover page.

I blame this on Kanye. Anna wouldn't touch Kimmy with a ten foot pole before and now all of a sudden, she's interested?

Yeah yeah, Wintour talks a big game BUT she didn't put Kim on a solo cover did she? That is the saving grace in all this.

Kanye DID whine. We all saw it, heard it, read about it, discussed it. And after the endless WHINING that we all saw, heard, read and discussed, he probably wrote a fat check.

This could be a win-win. We ship all of our worst specimens to North Korea, so that Kim Jong Un can deal with them. This also distracts him from terrorizing his own citizens and makes him happy (and less homicidal) because it validates his belief in his own cultural superiority. Step Three, I'm still working out,…

Well, the Kardashian clothes line IS through Sears...

If we were doing Upworthy style headlines it would've read: "A Blogger Thought He Knew All of the Windows Tools, But What He Found Might Shock You." Honestly I disagree that this headline is click-baiting at all, but at least you're being respectful about your criticism.

It looks photoshopped to me. Like, I have a set of Photoshop brushes meant for grass that look exactly like that.

So here's an idea. Clooney is gay, choses his beards so he can offer them a career boost and this time he has chosen someone who has a human rights agenda as opposed to a self-promotion one.

He's 37. He's younger than Andre Miller, for chrissakes. He's only slightly more than a calendar year older than Kobe Bryant. Why the hell does he look like this.

He Got Gout

Sammy Sosa doesn't look too well either...